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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

Ответ: A dressmaker sews what he gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.


What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

Ответ: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.


What is the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?

Ответ: One minds his peas, the other minds his cues.


What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

Ответ: A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

Ответ: One minds the train, the other trains the mind.


What is the difference between a tailor and a horse trainer?

Ответ: One mends a tear, the other tends a mare.


What key in music makes a good army officer?

Ответ: A Sharp Major.


What kind of a truck does a ballerina drive?

Ответ: A toe (tow) truck.


What kind of artist can’t you trust?

Ответ: A sculptor because he is always chiseling or a con artist.


What kind of car does an electrician drive?

Ответ: A Volts Wagon (Volkswagen).


What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Ответ: Politics (Polly ticks).


Why was the banker bored?

Ответ: Because he lost interest in everything.


Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

Ответ: He was always horsing around.


Why was the expert in the pretzel factory fired?

Ответ: He tried to straighten things out.


Why was the Marine sergeant discharged?

Ответ: Because he was rotten to the Corps (core).


Why was the photographer arrested?

Ответ: Because he shot people and blew them up.