Ответ: One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What is the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?
Ответ: One minds his peas, the other minds his cues.
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Ответ: A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
Ответ: One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
What is the difference between a tailor and a horse trainer?
Ответ: One mends a tear, the other tends a mare.
What key in music makes a good army officer?
Ответ: A Sharp Major.
What kind of a truck does a ballerina drive?
Ответ: A toe (tow) truck.
What kind of artist can't you trust?
Ответ: A sculptor because he is always chiseling or a con artist.
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
Ответ: A Volts Wagon (Volkswagen).
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
Ответ: Politics (Polly ticks).
Why was the banker bored?
Ответ: Because he lost interest in everything.
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
Ответ: He was always horsing around.
Why was the expert in the pretzel factory fired?
Ответ: He tried to straighten things out.
Why was the Marine sergeant discharged?
Ответ: Because he was rotten to the Corps (core).
Why was the photographer arrested?
Ответ: Because he shot people and blew them up.
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