A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: «I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!»
A bloke’s bike back brake block broke.
A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.
A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can’t can a can, can he?
A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
«But,» he said. «I must see What the minister’s fee be Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee»
A cheap ship trip.
A cricket critic A black bug’s blood Irish wristwatch Legend tripping Liril.
A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook’s cap cooks cupcakes.
A dozen double damask dinner napkins.
A fat thrush flies through thick fog.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea,
«Let us fly!» Said the fly, «Let us flee!» So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea ‘what shall we do?’
‘let us fly’ said the flea said the fly ‘shall we flee’ so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
A gentle judge judges justly.
A haddock! A haddock! A black-spotted haddock!
A black spot On the black back Of a black-spotted haddock!
A knapsack strap.
A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
«Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?» «No, I’m aluminiuming ’em, Mum»
A laurel-crowned clown.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
A missing mixture measure.
A mother to her son did utter «Go, my son, and shut the shutter»
«The shutter’s shut» the son did utter «I cannot shut it any shutter!»
A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
A pack of pesky pixies.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.
A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
A purely rural duel truly plural is better
than a purely plural duel truly rural.
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough;
after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
A skunk sat on a stump.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk,
And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
A smart fella, a fella smart. It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail
A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad’s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.
A truly rural frugal ruler’s mural.
A turbot’s not a burbot, for a turbot’s a butt, but a burbot’s not.
A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor «Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?»
A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists
A woman to her son did utter, «Go my son, and shut the shutter.»
«The shutter’s shut,» the son did utter, «I cannot shut it any shutter.»
Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
Alice asks for axes.
All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
You can believe it or not, But I just want a cup of coffee In a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots Or iron coffee pots Are of no use to me.
If I can’t have A proper cup of coffee In a proper copper coffee pot,
I’ll have a cup of tea!
Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum
Am I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
An undertaker undertook to under take an undertaking.
The undertaking that the undertaker undertook
was the hardest undertaking the undertaker ever undertook to undertake.
Ann and Andy’s anniversary is in April.
Announcement at Victoria Station, London: Two to two to Tooting too!
Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.
Are our oars oak?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes,
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood.
The other black bug bled blue.
Awful old Ollie oils oily autos.